Hello and welcome to The greatest blog in the world. To be fair it isnt actually the greatest, its not even good but it should be funny. Which brings me onto my next subject, Offensive material... If you are easily offended then turn the hell around and walk away, go play with hello kitty or something because this is pretty offensive, no seriously i expect you to be away right now... Jesus christ just leave you bastard. Im sorry you really didnt deserve that... Ah screw it.
This blog is half about my lfe and the goings on in said life, half about my slightly humourous comic strips and pictures and half my evential movie scripts and trailers. Im a triple threat. So sit back, and wait, for the most awesome son of a bitch since kevin smith... Or shakespeare.